i brought dead flowers to the FUNeral

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anorie:

borednawkward:

This is honestly my favorite Thor moment. He has no idea what that thing is, where he is, what’s going on, but he’s eating pancakes, and the chick with the taser is pointing another electrical thing at him and there are faces on books, but he’s eating pancakes, and yea he’s knows he’s sexy, so yea, he’ll smile.

#Thor doesn’t get enough love #he’s like this huge handsome teddy bear with long lucious locks of golden hair #and he’s sweet and courteous and would tell you bedtime stories about the nine realms

he doesnt even know what a camera is guys, he just smiles on command

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tltty:

notice how the british way of spelling those words are underlined in red!!!

america: 1

britain: 0

notice how every other country in the world hates you

what about canada

canada doesnt hate us

nobody cares what canada thinks

Canada can’t hear you over all the gay marriages taking place

Canada wins~

go canada

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wingedaradia:

Daily reminder that this is the comic we are writing fanfics and making fanarts for.

Daily reminder that this is also the comic people hate uncontrollably.

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lauranotpalmer:

heres some advice

eat a lot of fruit all the time especially blueberries and also dark green vegetables

don’t do anything sexy with anyone you don’t want to do it with a good test for this if licking any part of their body doesn’t seem in anyway sexy to you its a no go

if eyes are the windows to the soul eyebrows are the curtains!!!!!!! take from this what u will

dont talk about money at parties its unbecoming and stop worrying about your hair it’s fine

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wildcherryapeshitap0calypse:

be careful what u wish for　

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thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw.

no one (via eatdirt)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Random Quotes → New Girl

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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tophatprince:

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yourcreepyuncle:

mybuddykeiths-choice-ass:

SPITS

CHEESUS

FUCK

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generalivan:

HOW BIG ARE THEM TITTIES?

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so I covered AJ’s Cycling Road, which if you’ve listened to his music, you know most of it part of a larger project and rather short by itself. fun way to break in my new mic. ~~had to reblog myself because tumblr fucked up~~

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so I covered AJ’s Cycling Road, which if you’ve listened to his music, you know most of it part of a larger project and rather short by itself. fun way to break in my new mic.

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timothyius:

BUTTYT

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